Archive for May, 2008
You know the world is going crazy
when the Best Rapper is a white guy,
the Best Golfer is a black guy;
the Tallest Guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America’s Cup,
France is accusing the USA of arrogance,
Germany doesn’t want to go to war,
and the two most powerful men in ...
The World is Going Crazy - No Comments »
10. Never walk without a document -- People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're headed for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're headed for the toilet. Above all, make sure you ...
10 Office Rules - No Comments »
When the white man came to Africa, the white man had the Bible and the black man had the land. When the black man left Africa (in chains), the black man had the Bible and the white man had the land.
The White Man Had the Bible - No Comments »
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep. The Programmer persists ...
The Programmer & The Engineer - No Comments »
The teacher asked,"Singh Jr. what is your problem ?"
Singh Jr. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is ! I think I should be in the
third-grade too !"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Singh Jr. to the principal's office. While
Singh Jr. ...
Potential University Student - No Comments »
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a ...
Always Tell the Truth - No Comments »
Some women are distressed with too small bust, the other with too large. But an optimist will always find a positive!
Women with large breasts are the optimist because:
- They always can hitch-hike
- They always are conceded the best seats in the bus
- They make a simple running jogging a very ...
Small Busts Big Busts - No Comments »
1. Pull out you laptop from the bag, but leave one cable in bag
2. Open it, calm and easy
3. Turn it on;
4. Be sure that nearest passenger looks at your monitor
5. Connect to the internet
6. Close your eyes and take your head up
7. Take deep breath and click on this ...
How to scare fellow-traveller in airplane? - No Comments »
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear voice, and says “Darling, I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.”
The wife ...
Honey, I want a Divorce - No Comments »
Here’s an update on your basic A to Z today:
America: The place that everybody wants to hate, hate to leave but love to reach.
Army: Caucasian jocks with real weapons of mass destruction looking to destroy imaginary weapons of mass destruction supposedly owned by fat Arab jockeys. Synonym: Rambo rump steaks.
Al-Queda: ...
Update of A to Z (Political Satire) - No Comments »