Archive for June, 2008
Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them.
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'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of ...
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Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween ...
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7 words you do not want yo hear in nuclear power plant "Tomorrow we will be upgrading to Vista."
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Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa Singh were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “Hey guys, what is your favorite flower? ”
The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’ ‘Ha, I wipe my shit with that! ’ the Englishman jeered.
The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower.
The ...
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The top six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with ...
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of ...
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You will forget ur english by the time u finish reading this.This is a
true essay written by a bihari candidate at the UPSC(IAS) examination.
the candidate has written an essay on the indian cow
He is the cow. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, &
also because he ...
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