Archive for July, 2008

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo. The ...

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Heard this one - quite old - but enough for a Sunday ! Ofcourse, this is with due apologies to the people involved...... It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrasekhar Subramaniam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History Who said ...

An Indian Boy First Day at School - No Comments »

Ernesto... Now here's a guy who knows how to skillfully dole out bad news in manageable portions. At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.' 'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?' 'Um, I am just calling to ...

Your Parrot is Dead - No Comments »

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: I will choose my own bride! Father: But the girl is Bill Gates daughter. Son: Well, in that case…OK Another day, The Father approaches Mr Bill Gates. Father: I have a husband for your daughter Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry! Father: ...

How Business is Done - No Comments »

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all ...

Husband Walking Through the Door - No Comments »