Archive for August, 2008

This was posted at a public forum and I nearly laugh my head off. yesterday I saw one call girl on the road, she was very hot and gave me her number, I am scared if I should call her and fuck her or I should just call her and tell ...

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(1) My darling, my honey, my wife... Marrying you screwed up my life. (2) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you... But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. (3)Of loving beauty you float with grace... If only you could hide your ...

Romantic First Liners - No Comments »

Read this in a forum, can't resist putting it here for laughter. Hi Is it true that in USA there is no family life. And after 18 a person can hire or rent 4-5 girls or boys in a private place and have free sex without marriage or relationship. and forget it after that ...

Is it true that in USA there is no family life - No Comments »

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A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been ...

I Know These Lawyers - No Comments »

Find it funny in an ironical way.   Olympic supposedly to be the major sports events of the world, there should be such violent and non sportsmanship display.

Cuban Boxer Kick Referee - No Comments »

A lawyer, known more for his drinking at the bar than for his practice before it, died in poverty. The other attorneys from the city, feeling sorry for his family, started a fund to cover his funeral expenses. A local businessman was asked to make a contribution. "Will you please donate a dollar, ...

Bury a Lawyer - No Comments »