Archive for the ‘Your Parrot is Dead’ Category

Ernesto... Now here's a guy who knows how to skillfully dole out bad news in manageable portions. At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.' 'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?' 'Um, I am just calling to ...